Woooo. Yeah. Wooooo. Woooo. Come on. Give it up. Come on. Woooo. Come on. Give it up for me. Woooo. Woooo. Come on.

Who said sit down? I’ve got four words for you: Microsoft LifeCam VX-3000, $36.05. That’s $13.94 off the list price, and you get a 640×480, 30 fps, USB webcam with a built-in microphone. And it’s from Microsoft! That’s good, right?

Pardon me while I put on some antiperspirant.