TrekStor 1GB MP3 Player for $19,999.00
No, that’s not a typo. TrekStor is selling a gold-plated, diamond-encrusted 1GB MP3 player for a cool twenty grand. And why, pray tell, is Cheap and Tiny posting this obviously ill-fitting product on our pages? Because we’re attention whores, that’s why!
But seriously, if I was rich enough to blow $20,000 on a status symbol, I’d rather just spend it towards adopting a cute little [fill in trendy ethnicity] baby. At least I know the kid will never go obsolete.