Here’s some news for you, friend; just because your mom doesn’t say you’re fat doesn’t mean you aren’t. Being big boned is a myth too. That’s what I had to come to grips with after I finally developed common sense and realized that being called pleasantly plump was just a euphemism for fat ass.

You don’t have to feel fat, however; you can know it definitively too! The Omron HBF-306 Body Fat Analyzer is an electronic body fat analyzer that tells you just how much of that yellow goo in your system is squeezing into those size 40 pants of yours. Then, once you know just how close to that big buffet line in the sky you are, maybe you’ll decide once and for all that thin is in and fat is wack. Word.

P.S. You can get $10 off Omron products if your purchases total over $49 with this rebate. Just enter OMRONRBT during checkout and you’re good to go. Here’s a hint: Add the body fat analyzer to the Omron Digital Pedometer and you’ve got yourself a discount. See how nice we are!