Omron HJ-112 Digital Premium PedometerWe here at Cheap and Tiny love inexpensive, tiny gadgets. We also love fitness? Why? Is it because we think that obesity is a serious issue that must be addressed? Is it because we think that heart attacks, diabetes, and high-blood pressure are widespread health threats? Do we want to sell you another affordable portable gadget? Yes to all!

The Omron HJ-112 Digital Premium Pedometer, in case you have no idea what a pedometer actually does (which, if you really don’t, means you really need to get your duff off that couch RIGHT NOW), measures walking distance. Inside it is a little tree fairy that counts the number of times you bounce up and down, which it then types into a tiny computer that calculates the distance you’ve gone based on the number of steps you’ve taken. Then you can look at the device and be proud that you’ve walked exactly 15 feet from the living room to the kitchen to get yourself some Twinkies. Aww, we can’t joke about fitness! Besides, we’ve heard that getting an aneurysm isn’t much of a hoot anyway.