cheap and tiny

There once was a man
Who thought as he ran
For the bus down the street
Could he speak on the can?

The toilet he considered
Grimy and littered
His hands were filthy!
He exclaimed with a twitter.

A headset he bought
From Amazon he sought
Affordable it was
A deal he had caught.

And so you buy it now
Buy buy now now now
We want your money
You buy you buy now.