Timex watches: They’re the shiznits, yo!
You might be wondering, what’s so special about this watch that would make us place it on the front page of Cheap and Tiny? Can it tell your future as well as the time of day? Does it schedule your day for you, even if you really have nothing planned? Does it remind you to eat your vegetables and then send you off to bed without dessert for refusing? Can it rid the world of hunger, poverty, and Joan Rivers? Is it the reigning symbol for peace in countries that still endure mass genocide and Machiavellian forms of government? Or is it the one final message from the Powers That Be to get our lives back in order or risk eternal damnation? It could be. It very well could be, my friend. Yes, it could be.