Fisher DCSMM5000 24Watt CD Micro SystemActually, we’ve only got one stereo (nothing else of the same sort was less than $50), but we can guarantee it’ll at least be small enough to fit in that shoebox you call a hovel.

The Fisher DCSMM5000 24-Watt CD Micro System features a top-loading CD player, a cassette player (for all your Eighties kids still harboring your mix tapes from high school), an AM/FM radio with presets, and a built-in timer and clock with sleep function.

Just try picturing yourself rocking out to Billy Idol, Tears for Fears, and whatever other classic group you’ve got collecting mold on your shelf. Isn’t it about time you thought about the state of your supremo cassette collection? Isn’t it about time you cared enough to revisit a past that few dare to venture in (thanks, WHAM). Isn’t it about time you cringed in rememberance of that time when you handed your high school BFF a specially made tape that had a loving “Let’s be friends forever!” message at the end? All right, stop vomiting.