Tired of always being accepted? Bored with being the popular kid in school? Turn on your hipster gene and join the deviants with this cool geek watch, one you’ll probably never be able to read in a pinch!

You wouldn’t know it by looking at it, but this $100 watch actually helps you exercise your brain! Imagine being out in public, and then someone asks you for the time. This watch literally forces you to think of all new creative ways to avoid the question, and possibly will make you try and weasel your way out of an explanation for why you’re wearing a watch you can’t tell time from!

Exercise your right to be ostracized! Wear this geek watch today!

And for all you classy nobodies, try out this Franky Gehry-inspired timepiece. English-speaking skill required. No habla Ingles? Mucho problemo!