Stuffed animal speakers for $18.48
At first the idea of hearing music emanating from deep within the bowels of a stuffed penguin seemed rather obtuse, but the more I thought about it, the more I realized that finally, Aaron Carter’s music had a place in this world. Therefore, we must thank the powers that be that these off-kilter speakers exist, because otherwise we would have to take his music seriously which, unavoidably, would in turn mean the end of good taste as we know it.
Even better, pick up these monkey-shaped speakers for $16.14 instead. At least then instead of flinging poop you’ll be bombarded by a cleaner, if equally noxious, substance.