It’s Valentine’s Day, which means you’re either out on the town getting your date drunk, or you’re at home weeping at the life you don’t have. If you’re of the latter ilk, I implore you to look at the bright side of the situation: Instead of blowing your cash on a bouquet of overpriced flowers and paying top dollar at a restaurant that’s just made you wait three hours for a table, invest your money in a companion that won’t complain of a headache when you want to press its buttons at 2 A.M.

The Sony Cybershot DSC-S600 6MP Digital Camera with 3x Optical Zoom is on sale for the lovely low price of $189. Just imagine all the great pictures you’ll be able to take with this thing: You in your apartment, alone. You at the beach, alone. You documenting your third failed attempt to hang yourself* with your old underwear. Hey, at least you won’t have to fight for attention in your vacation photos.

*Cheap and Tiny does not condone nor encourage the act of taking your own life during this special occasion. However, we still find you pathetic and unattractive.