The iCool MP3 player sets itself apart not just because of its self-affirming, easily-discreditable name, but because unlike other MP3 players that haven’t already been programmed to do the dishes, this one smells like fruit.

It’s an interesting concept, but here’s the rub: If I really wanted to smell my music as well as listen to it, I would pay Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas to urinate on herself again while I tortured myself with a looping playback of “My Humps”. Eau de wee-wee? Um, no.