The Gmini XS 202s isn’t just short one vowel; it’s also just plain old short. Despite its size, it packs a whopping 20GB of storage into a space about the same size as a pack of cigarettes. This player evidently had to make some sacrifices to keep its dimensions down, as there doesn’t seem to be a radio or microphone built in (the features set on the product website list such essential advantages such as syncing with PCs and browsing files. Wow, I swear I can hear my bowels imploding.). Nonetheless, this belle of the ball looks like it may become the smallest high-capacity music player on the market. Our take? All the better to lose you at the gym, my dear.

The price for this gadget hasn’t been set, from what we can tell, which means that unless Archos gets greedy we can assume that this’ll cost less than the closest iPod competitor.