Feast your weary, eggnogged eyes on what could possibly the most annoying thing to hit offices since pregnancy. The prank toy, intriguingly named the Mind Molester, gives off a beep every few minutes, quite similar to what smoke alarms do when their batteries run low. But since the gadget’s small and the sound it gives off is apparently hard to locate, the “joke” essentially consists of perplexing your co-workers about the origin of the offending noise, which in turn eliminates workspace serenity and slows down productivity. Yup, your boss is going to just love this gadget. Do us a favor and send us a photocopy of the pink slip after you get to try this little wonder out in the real world.