AMW M520B Portable DVD/CD/MP3 Player with 10.2-Inch Widescreen LCD (Black)Picture this: You’re in a car headed from Pizmo Beach to Albuquerque and you have a backseat filled with three screaming kids. You think to yourself, I really should’ve opted for that DVD entertainment package when we bought the SUV instead of putting the money into that butt implant. But it’s too late for that, and now it seems you’re doomed to sit on your artificially padded tush and listen to preteens argue about the comparative coolness factor of Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan.

Instead of drugging your kids with cough syrup, rely instead on the scientifically proven fact that videos can turn your offspring into mindless, drooling zombies. Break out the AMW M520B Portable DVD/CD/MP3 Player with 10.2-Inch Widescreen LCD to satiate the little car monkeys, and then maybe you’ll have yourself a few hours of peace and quiet to think yet again about the nasty, terrible things you’re going to do to your significant other for their birthday. Like get them socks.