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Let’s get one thing straight before we move on: Most people are lazy bastards. Given the choice between working their butts off and lounging in front of their computers, given that both will net them the same green, most everyone will almost always opt for the option to become a paid couch potato. Now, imagine if you had to do your lounging completely naked? Would you still do it then?

But the answer to that is moot, since you’re probably too homely for porn (which is exactly what I heard at my last audition, and pretty much every single one before that), so maybe it’s better that you just settle for a nice and wholesome chat with your friends and family across the great expanse of the Information Superhighway. Jeez, when was the last time anyone ever used that term?

We’ve found a load of webcams on sale from $12.95 to $32.99, and each of them will do as they’re told without whining, complaining or shattering at the first glimpse of your dimpled, blemished, and wrinkled mug. We’ve got a standard webcam, a goose-neck webcam, a mini flexcam, a camera with a built-in microphone, a webcam with a light, a patridge in a pear tree, and a nightvision webcam. We would’ve had more on the list but our heads started to implode at these great deals. Wow, I can feel my brain leaking out of my ears right now!