cheap and tiny

Christmas is coming up, and I bet you have to shop for the sake of yet another Secret Santa gift-giving scheme. You see, the beauty with this activity is that no matter who you are, whether you’re the most popular person at your office or the scum-sucking lout who always forgets to refill the coffee machine, you automatically get a present. There’s never an issue when it comes to gifting the overly cheery Barbie two cubicles down from you, but what if you get Bob from down the hall? The self-righteous douche who makes little sculptures on his desk made from earwax? You don’t want to come across as spiteful and cheap, but you don’t want to get him anything full-priced either.

Assuming your base is anything over $100, get him the Canon PowerShot SD200 3.2MP digital camera. At least then when you walk in on him at his desk, he’ll at least have the decency to brush the little Eiffel Tower he’s just put together into the trash.