If you’re tired of the constant threat of brain tumors from overactive cellphone use, why don’t you pick yourself up a Bluetooth headset? Sure, most of them look dorky and give off this upwardly-mobile-entrepreneur-but-really-just-posing vibe, but heck if you’re not at least healthier for using it.

Here’s the shortlist of the best buys we could come up with:

Motorola HS820 Bluetooth Headset - Hematite GrayMotorola HS820 Bluetooth Headset for $38.99

Motorola HS805 Bluetooth HeadsetMotorola HS805 Bluetooth Headset for $39.99

Motorola HS850 Bluetooth HeadsetMotorola HS850 Bluetooth Headset for $63.95

Plantronics Voyager 510 Bluetooth Headset with Multipoint TechnologyPlantronics Voyager 510 Bluetooth Headset for $52.24

(And yes, I believe this post has officially garnered the award for Worst-Looking Layout for the month of December. Congratulations, post!)